hi - how have you been?

i haven't updated recently (hello captain obvious) - i just haven't the patience or anything to say.

i was on the radio this morning - they were doing a bit about irrational fears and i called in (like any lame-o would) and shared my irrational fear. i am afraid of butterflies. so there - on the radio waves and on the internet.

deep thought for wednesday: i love crunchy foods but why do i prefer my cheerios on the soggy side?

'. . . and i am supposed to be all happy that she is wearing a backpack.'

during a meeting i was contemplating things and had an epiphany - 'fall is my spring'.

and then i realized i've no business wearing capris today as i've not shaven for them.

and then i re-fell in love with my shoes.

and then i was bolted out of my thoughts when the conference call guy said 'manual insertion' and my inner-14 year old giggled. i am mature.

happy autumn equinox everybody!

i love the fall. L-O-V-E the fall. the weather, the football, everyone comes back together after much splintering summer vacations, new clothes season, the new year full of possibility. i know it stems back to when i was still in school and the new year would begin. i loved when school started back - all that socializing (i am sure you are shocked). new clothes, new school supplies waiting to see who was in your classes, who you would pass in the hall - i am such a geek.

yesterday i was orally sexually harrassed. . . . hhmm, uh - verbally sexually harrassed (yea, that's better).

plus. . .

i cute up 2 red onions last night and my hands still smell of them.

not to steal from veronica mars but. . . 'a trip to the dentist'

there is nothing like getting a cavity filled first thing monday morning. so, i went to the dentist last tuesday and they were all 'eekk! you've a cavity' and i'm a all 'whatever, there are worse things in the world.' so i go this morning to have it filled.

*sidebar*
my dentist has a son that just started dentisting with him (he expanded his practice) and i had not met the young lad before. my mom had and all she said was 'he's nice.'

end *sidebar*
so this brand new denist will be performing on my today. i get there and the guard by the elevators says 'hey, i saw you not that long ago' and i think *oh great, he recognizes me* and then go upstairs, sit in waiting room, read book, think 'can we please get going on this', spot new young dentist guy walking by and think 'he is very tall but needs a haircut and a hairstyle (still has shaggy frat boy thing). so go in the room, wait more, he comes in 'hi, i'm matt, blah, blah, blah, tell your mom hi, blah, blah, blah *flashes killer smile* - now he is officially too cute to be a dentist - he numbs me (with officially dentist numbing stuff). goes about his work, fixes cavity, says 'we're almost done, just polishing now.' he finishes and telling me all about how it might be sensitive and come back in if you need to and i will fix it and blah, blah, blah - *flashes killer smile again* and then i am extremely conscious of the numb left side of my mouth. then he hands me my purse and book and i think *how cute was that*

*leave dentist in a hurry as to not embarrass myself with half numb mouth*

best notetaker ever!

on my desk i have a piece of paper with a phone number and a reference number. i've no idea what this is for. . .

put your dreams in motion

but, do i even need one green purse?

if you had to chose - which should i keep?

'this is the incorrect'

jesus i was cranky and super pissy yesterday.

dear anna,
try your very hardest not to be a bitch today.

love,
your job

what the f*&%! part 2

i can tell you of at least 5 instances this week in which i have been screwed over and taken for granted. i am sick of feeling like i am subject to everyone else's schedule when they blatanly disregard mine.

i am fucking sick of people.

cranky/tired

i've nothing to say today. too stressed.

i am envoking: 'if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all'

3:10update

the cow sunglasses holder thing is still on my desk and tis still a mystery as to where they came from.

also - i bought a pink wallet to match my pink shoes.

what the f*&(%!

20 years
at
least

and can i just say how sad that makes me that i can ligitimatley say i have or have not had or done something for 20 years. anyway, i have a cavity - what the hell was all that flossing for???

i have just found the best gift for my sister ever.

so the beach was fun but way windy.

the trip had a bang up start

traffic lights in south carolina - does this look something from the anatomically correct department to anyone else?

our condo was in:

and rather close to the:

we had s'mores

and sat on the best couch ever

played putt putt (our balls)

this is the clevage hole (hm)

'polisher' (hehe - i swear i am 14 years old)

pretty flowers on the course



jammie feet

no - not that bad

mom's windblown beachhair

i wrote 'josh thinks he rocks' in the sand but by the time i got back upstairs to take the pic the wind blew around and then it says some kid's name



total change of subject - i know there has been a lot going on in the gulf shore area and it is serious and heartbreaking. i cannot bring myself to watch the tv coverage, my heart is so sad for everyone. i can only imagine what it would be like to have to go thru something like that and lose everything and be completely cut off from everything and everybody. i can only imagine they are all doing they best the can - even if it is not good the best thing to do. i am at such a loss over it.