i'm back bitches!

 it's been over a decade since in have posted anything.  this is wild.

I have an apology to make. I was the asshole and I regret it everyday.   I've been such and idiot.

fairy tale

once upon a time i had a smelly downstairs neighbor.  then she moved out.

the end.

it's microwaveable

yesterday, at publix, i saw this.

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i had two emails in my inbox this morning.  they were both cnn breaking news emails.

no one loves me.

breakfast anyone?

i am an awesome sale/coupon shopper.  today i went to publix and purchased the following:

2 bags of 8 o'clock coffee


2 bottles of coffeemate (peppermint mocha flavor)


2 bananas
          

and 1 can of batter blaster


all for just under $7.  the bottom of the receipt said i had saved $12.97.

oh

i am surprised it hasn't been over a year since i have been here.  i wish there was something profound to say.  it's friday and i am bored beyond belief.  i think i am in a funk because i am trying to wait out the work day.

i wish i could remove that adsense nonsense - it's ugly.

maybe, maybe not

all the pens in my life are beginning to run out of ink. i can't help but to think it is symbolic of something in my life.

but then again, maybe not.