good grief

i just got locked in the bathroom at work.

be careful where you click

yesterday i inadvertently ordered something from target.


***UPDATE***
on further inspection i realize it is an xtra small

email exchange with my mom

me: 'for the past two days, my right eye has had a spasm in it. every few minutes i look like i have a lazy eye.'

my mom: 'OH Sweetie. If it does not stop soon you need to see about it. Spasms happen but I don't think they are to last more that a few days. Are you getting enough sleep? Have you hit your head or eye ..even just softy?'