i am nothing if not efficient

this past friday evening i was all settled in my 3rd floor apartment when, all at once, i realized i had left something in my car. something i needed. so, once i had decided i would make the trek down the 2 flights of stairs the following thought crossed my mind:

'well, if i am going to go all the way down there, i might as well go get some alcohol.'

it still seems like a good idea.