Thursday, February 17, 2005

that's the thing about a hide-a-key

i beg of you, how did this happen. . .

1985 by Bowling for Soup

"Where's the mini-skirt made of snakeskin?
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?
When did reality become T.V.?
What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows?"

You took the bitter with the sweet in 2004 - and kept laughing.

i have, apparently, been hired under false pretenses - i was under the impression that the company i work for printed billboards. well i was way off - we apparently come to work everyday to see how much cake one person can consume in an 8 hour period. there is always, ALWAYS, cake in the kitchen area. i have no idea where it comes from or who even eats it, but the people in my office are all obsessed with cake!

they eat it for breakfast, mid-morning snack, lunch, after lunch snack my point is ALL FUCKING DAY!

it's not just cake either, people will bring their leftovers from lunch, dump them on the table and they will be gone by 4pm. i am talking chips and salsa, dinner rolls, chex mix, gum - anything and everything. as soon as it hits the table everyone runs out of their offices to inhale whatever has been left for them.

is it because it is free? is it a race to see who can eat the leftovers first? are they just bored? what is it?


  • She Wants to Move by N.E.R.D.

    "Her off beat dance makes me fantasize
    (Her curves) She's sexy!!
    Her ass is a spaceship I want to ride
    (Her ass) She's sexy!!"

    In 2004 you got your groove on - and had the best time ever.

    By Anonymous pieter pan, at May 12, 2005 at 10:32 AM  

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