good ol' mom

my mother likes to play her own version of the name game - whenever she sees an unusual name (and either my sister or myself are nearby) she then says i could have named you ___. and then she says the new name with our last name ___ beagle - and then she cracks herself up laughing. this was approximately 14% amusing the first time she did it, however it loses 640 points each time she does it.