a bitch with episodes
happy friday everyone! hey look - it's 'drops shit' anna and her sidekick 'spills shit' anna. if i could go one day without dropping or spilling one damn thing, i would die.
this morning as i was trying to wrangle my lunch into one of those grocery store produce bags the container holding and protecting my milk jumped out and hit floor
and busted
and spilled milk on the floor.
damnit
after i cleaned that up i make my way to my car and as i am putting all my junk in there i spill water all over the driver's seat.
awesome
also, i somehow have lost the ability to back out of the driveway without first driving thru part of the yard. i have been backing out of that driveway for 14 years and all of the sudden it's a turfin' free for all.
i am now safely at work - i guess we'll see how that goes. . .
this morning as i was trying to wrangle my lunch into one of those grocery store produce bags the container holding and protecting my milk jumped out and hit floor
and busted
and spilled milk on the floor.
damnit
after i cleaned that up i make my way to my car and as i am putting all my junk in there i spill water all over the driver's seat.
awesome
also, i somehow have lost the ability to back out of the driveway without first driving thru part of the yard. i have been backing out of that driveway for 14 years and all of the sudden it's a turfin' free for all.
i am now safely at work - i guess we'll see how that goes. . .
2 Comments:
im supposed to comment on this but im so consumed with trying to picture milk jumping that i cant think of anything creative to say
By Anonymous, at April 22, 2005 at 1:43 PM
surely you can do better than that
By anna, at May 20, 2005 at 1:43 PM
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