you know what a half sandwich is

ok, so i slept so crapily last night - i am so tired today. i couldn't go to sleep, then i was all wigged out that there were ghosts creeping about. then i was hot and i tossed and turned and woke up sweating. it was no good.

the bachlorette party was fun. spent way too much money, felt up a girl i went to high school with and then she licked my face. i have no idea what possessed us to do those things. i got so much done saturday - ate breakfast with brandi and kyle, made fun of and laughed at kyle, cut grandma's grass, worked out, did laundry, ran to the store, worked on a project, watched the incredibles. sunday i walked at the park, layed out and caught up with my magazine reading, went grocery shopping, cleaned my nasty bathroom, took out trash, did more laundry and worked more on my project.

i got a forward from a co-worker about rules men have with each other and my favorite is "21.) Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary." - i just think that is hilarious.