all i need to know, i learned babysitting

1 - no matter what you do, you can never stop an open banana from rotting

2 - you don't need a reason why your favorite spot in the house is your favorite

3 - british programming far outways american (with the exception of the wiggles)

4 - kids don't care if you are having a killer hair day

5 - you can make bad words out of the magnetic letters and no one is the wiser

6 - sometimes unmatched clothes make the best outfits

7 - coloring outside the lines is the only way to go

8 - you truly can change someone's day with just a smile

9 - kids do not care what time it is ever

10 - child and adult alike - your day is broken up by potty breaks