'my thought was, i would say something and you all would just do it'

i have a two favorite sayings:

1. I am not an alcoholic, alcohoics go to meetings.
2. Remember, it’s not the winning or losing – it’s how drunk you get.

now i just need to decide which to adopt as my motto.

i also have a new favorite sexy part on a guy - the small of his back where there are two vertical indentions, god i love that

something smelled funky whilst i was walking from my car to my office building this morning. i was walking with a co-worker and i asked him 'what's that smell?' and he said 'it's probably the sara lee plant making chicken nuggets' and i thought 'gross'.