'i got lance in my pants'

i have on new underwear today and

it is wrong

just wrong

all sorts of wrong

first of all it is a drastically different style than i am used to - don't worry, they are not thongs, they are the little shorts kind.

secondly, they are hello kitty flavored - and i just realized the ramifications of that choice.

and by 'flavored' i mean that is what is printed on them and no, i did not - in fact - taste my underwear

so, tuesday, new underwear, hilarity insues