stop calling me warren

so i went out to run errands at lunch and it is super extra nice out there - and i never say shit like that but i really needed some sunshine today

as i was truckin' on down the road i noticed a spot on my sunglasses which i promptly tried to remove with my shirt - that didn't work. so i rubbed harder, nothing. so for some ungodly reason i licked them! i licked them! who the hell does that? i do apparently, just a little advice for everyone: sunglass lenses taste fierce.

so i went to harry's today and found gnocchi - i cannot begin to tell you how excited i am about that - i've been having fantasies about them ever since.

behaving update: apparently she was kidding, sometimes i am slow and don't catch onto jokes.