i am not entirely sure what a 'holla back girl' is but. . .
if gwen isn't one then i don't wanna be one either.
so - i attended a wedding over the weekend with my sister. the wedding was at noon and the reception started at 1pm. it will be from here on out known as the non-wedding. for some reason it just didn't feel like a wedding so katie and i dubbed it the non-wedding. but whatever, so the guests get to the reception location place and the dj sets up and the first song he plays (the newlyweds are not there yet) is. . .
wait for it. . .
'sexual healing' by marvin gaye. wtf? it was far too early in the day for that not to mention there wasn't any alcohol. then they proceed to play awkward strange music and then that 'i like big butts' song by sir mix a lot comes on and for some reason the friends of the couple cheers the groom on to SING 'baby got back' and he finally gives in but makes the bride come up there with him so he can sing it to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh dear lord, i was humiliated for them. i couldn't watch - i just stared at my lap. i am still not over it.
so - i attended a wedding over the weekend with my sister. the wedding was at noon and the reception started at 1pm. it will be from here on out known as the non-wedding. for some reason it just didn't feel like a wedding so katie and i dubbed it the non-wedding. but whatever, so the guests get to the reception location place and the dj sets up and the first song he plays (the newlyweds are not there yet) is. . .
wait for it. . .
'sexual healing' by marvin gaye. wtf? it was far too early in the day for that not to mention there wasn't any alcohol. then they proceed to play awkward strange music and then that 'i like big butts' song by sir mix a lot comes on and for some reason the friends of the couple cheers the groom on to SING 'baby got back' and he finally gives in but makes the bride come up there with him so he can sing it to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh dear lord, i was humiliated for them. i couldn't watch - i just stared at my lap. i am still not over it.
9 Comments:
What did the bride do, get a lawyer I hope?
By Anonymous, at May 23, 2005 at 10:26 AM
she looked lovingly into his eyes and danced (badly) along to it
By anna, at May 23, 2005 at 10:27 AM
so you didn't tell me that part.... and i cannot believe that you haven't mentioned the aforementioned movie you went to the night before - that's enought o fill up a screen:-)
By Anonymous, at May 23, 2005 at 11:25 AM
yes, well - i didn't want to do any movie-ruining for anyone
By anna, at May 23, 2005 at 11:27 AM
"I like big butts" has become a staple at wedding receptions. Trust me on this, it's pretty much required music at this point.
My favorite was a reception where they played "Hair of the Dog" by Nazareth. ("Now you're messing with a son of a bitch...") Classy does not even begin to cover it.
By Anonymous, at May 23, 2005 at 2:29 PM
this pie guy is very clever
By Anonymous, at May 23, 2005 at 2:30 PM
...and not that this will help very much but:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=holla+back+girl&r=f
By Anonymous, at May 23, 2005 at 2:31 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=holla+back+girl&r=f
By Anonymous, at May 23, 2005 at 2:32 PM
I give up
By Anonymous, at May 23, 2005 at 2:33 PM
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